Brian Williams’ boner for Brooklyn is getting a little out of control.
New Music of the Day: The Strokes - “Under Cover of Darkness”
Angles drops March 22.
So I mean….The Strokes really like Phoenix, right?
Girl Talk Richmond
Sweaty and ridiculous. I think I spied Dirty Richmond on stage.
The Fashion Axe is back on Gilt Groupe today. It’s an axe made by an axemaker, then painted with two stripes by a designer and marked up accordingly. You can buy it with a special axe sling, in case you want to bring it to bars and so forth, and as of today, you can also buy it with a branded rape whistle. Enjoy.
By the way: the Best Made branded axes range (on Gilt) from $200-$350. You can buy the version without the painted handle on Amazon for $60. That’s some expensive paint.
You Wear Tom’s Shoes
Would I bang a guy in Tom’s? Fuck no. Deal breaker. Sorry. And, it’s not just because they’re ugly fucking shoes.
I know you think you’re like helping the world because if you buy a pair then the company gives some kid in Africa a pair. Cool. I mean, you’re like so charitable and shit. Why don’t you give this African child a fucking meal or some clean drinking water or safe sex education, you twit?
Plus, I don’t like faux hippies. I don’t like real hippies but worse are the faux hippies. You think that just because you’re wearing Tom’s and you have one dread with a homemade bead that you’re some sort of New Age hippie for our generation. You’re not. Hippies were about peace and love and trying to garner change in a time of war and civil unrest. You’re wearing fucking Tom’s and taking pictures of fields of sunflowers with your Nikon whilst tweeting on your iPhone about how you’re gonna go home and make some homemade hummus.
Go take a shower, brush your hair and buy some proper shoes, asshole.
-Written by joellabella
I just choked on my panini reading this.
Another reason I dont make a very good “young” person: I kind of can’t stand going to concerts.
I have to be really committed to a band to see a concert. Especially if i have to stand the whole time. My boy got us tickets to see Weezer, which normally i would be weary about, but they were playing the entire blue album front to back. And i was thinking that it would be awesome.
And it was… basically. phil explained it. Hit that shit right on da nose. And oh, how i had myself a good laugh.