Brian Williams plays this one very straight. Great bit.

zachlinder:

Brian Williams’ boner for Brooklyn is getting a little out of control.

(Source: youtube.com, via zachlinder)

Bigcrush nailed it.

thedailywhat:

New Music of the Day: The Strokes - “Under Cover of Darkness”

The 30-second snippet was nice, but it’s nothing compared to the full version of the first single off the band’s upcoming studio album, Angles.

Angles drops March 22.

[thestrokes.]

So I mean….The Strokes really like Phoenix, right?

(Source: thedailywhat)

Too much neon, underage drinking and people obsessed with “partying” no matter what was happening around them.  Having to sit through a band that didn’t identify themselves as Penguin Prison (shudder) until the end of the set and played what can only be described as the soundtrack to an 80’s Dentist’s Office was one thing.  Then the onslaught of LED t-shirts, glo-sticks and upside-down golf visors began which signaled the impending Girl Talk arrival. Two hours later I’m covered in other peoples sweat and beer and Greg Gillis stands in his sweatpants on his platform; what I understand to be the key indicators of a successful Girl Talk show. hugel:

Girl Talk Richmond  Sweaty and ridiculous. I think I spied Dirty Richmond on stage.
Too much neon, underage drinking and people obsessed with “partying” no matter what was happening around them. Having to sit through a band that didn’t identify themselves as Penguin Prison (shudder) until the end of the set and played what can only be described as the soundtrack to an 80’s Dentist’s Office was one thing. Then the onslaught of LED t-shirts, glo-sticks and upside-down golf visors began which signaled the impending Girl Talk arrival. Two hours later I’m covered in other peoples sweat and beer and Greg Gillis stands in his sweatpants on his platform; what I understand to be the key indicators of a successful Girl Talk show.

hugel:

Girl Talk Richmond

Sweaty and ridiculous. I think I spied Dirty Richmond on stage.

(Source: hugel)

I hope that whistle calls your mother when you get off at the wrong subway stopputthison:

The Fashion Axe is back on Gilt Groupe today.  It’s an axe made by an axemaker, then painted with two stripes by a designer and marked up accordingly.  You can buy it with a special axe sling, in case you want to bring it to bars and so forth, and as of today, you can also buy it with a branded rape whistle.  Enjoy.
By the way: the Best Made branded axes range (on Gilt) from $200-$350.  You can buy the version without the painted handle on Amazon for $60.  That’s some expensive paint.
(Thanks, Ryan)
I hope that whistle calls your mother when you get off at the wrong subway stop

putthison:

The Fashion Axe is back on Gilt Groupe today.  It’s an axe made by an axemaker, then painted with two stripes by a designer and marked up accordingly.  You can buy it with a special axe sling, in case you want to bring it to bars and so forth, and as of today, you can also buy it with a branded rape whistle.  Enjoy.

By the way: the Best Made branded axes range (on Gilt) from $200-$350.  You can buy the version without the painted handle on Amazon for $60.  That’s some expensive paint.

(Thanks, Ryan)

We see eye to eye with the dealbreaker bunch. But we’ve covered this territory before. 
dealbreaker:

You Wear Tom’s Shoes
Would I bang a guy in Tom’s? Fuck no. Deal breaker. Sorry. And, it’s not just because they’re ugly fucking shoes.
I know you think you’re like helping the world because if you buy a pair then the company gives some kid in Africa a pair. Cool. I mean, you’re like so charitable and shit. Why don’t you give this African child a fucking meal or some clean drinking water or safe sex education, you twit?
Plus, I don’t like faux hippies. I don’t like real hippies but worse are the faux hippies. You think that just because you’re wearing Tom’s and you have one dread with a homemade bead that you’re some sort of New Age hippie for our generation. You’re not. Hippies were about peace and love and trying to garner change in a time of war and civil unrest. You’re wearing fucking Tom’s and taking pictures of fields of sunflowers with your Nikon whilst tweeting on your iPhone about how you’re gonna go home and make some homemade hummus.
Go take a shower, brush your hair and buy some proper shoes, asshole.
-Written by joellabella
We see eye to eye with the dealbreaker bunch. But we’ve covered this territory before.

dealbreaker:

You Wear Tom’s Shoes

Would I bang a guy in Tom’s? Fuck no. Deal breaker. Sorry. And, it’s not just because they’re ugly fucking shoes.

I know you think you’re like helping the world because if you buy a pair then the company gives some kid in Africa a pair. Cool. I mean, you’re like so charitable and shit. Why don’t you give this African child a fucking meal or some clean drinking water or safe sex education, you twit?

Plus, I don’t like faux hippies. I don’t like real hippies but worse are the faux hippies. You think that just because you’re wearing Tom’s and you have one dread with a homemade bead that you’re some sort of New Age hippie for our generation. You’re not. Hippies were about peace and love and trying to garner change in a time of war and civil unrest. You’re wearing fucking Tom’s and taking pictures of fields of sunflowers with your Nikon whilst tweeting on your iPhone about how you’re gonna go home and make some homemade hummus.

Go take a shower, brush your hair and buy some proper shoes, asshole.

-Written by joellabella

I just choked on my panini reading this.

I just choked on my panini reading this.

(Source: bbook)

I’m already half-dead inside. This pushes it along.

eliz:

Every time I see this commercial, I die a little inside.

(Source: eliz)

Once again, Phil delivers with a concise explanation of Weezers recent antics.whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

Another reason I dont make a very good “young” person: I kind of can’t stand going to concerts. 
I have to be really committed to a band to see a concert. Especially if i have to stand the whole time. My boy got us tickets to see Weezer, which normally i would be weary about, but they were playing the entire blue album front to back. And i was thinking that it would be awesome.
And it was… basically. phil explained it. Hit that shit right on da nose. And oh, how i had myself a good laugh.
Once again, Phil delivers with a concise explanation of Weezers recent antics.

whiskeyandgoatsmilk:

Another reason I dont make a very good “young” person: I kind of can’t stand going to concerts. 

I have to be really committed to a band to see a concert. Especially if i have to stand the whole time. My boy got us tickets to see Weezer, which normally i would be weary about, but they were playing the entire blue album front to back. And i was thinking that it would be awesome.

And it was… basically. phil explained it. Hit that shit right on da nose. And oh, how i had myself a good laugh.

(Source: whiskeyandgoatsmilk, via bringonthetragedy)

Thanks to Landline for being first on the scene.

robmichaelhugel:

Honored to be involved in this one. Boardwalk Empire and Hipster Humor? Well that’s me in a nutshell ;)

Marmaduke Knows How We Feel 

nedhepburn:

Hipsterduke™.
Marmaduke Knows How We Feel

nedhepburn:

Hipsterduke™.